“The Nation that destroys its soil destroys itself.”
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“I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.”
“I spent the morning putting in a comma and the afternoon removing it.”
“Gayness is built into Batman. I'm not using gay in the pejorative sense, but Batman is very, very gay. There's just no denying it. Obviously as a fictional character he's intended to be heterosexual, but the basis of the whole concept is utterly gay.”
“A basic principle of modern state capitalism is that costs and risks are socialized to the extent possible, while profit is privatized.”
“There is one notable thing about our Christianity: bad, bloody, merciless, money-grabbing and predatory as it is - in our country particularly, and in all other Christian countries in a somewhat modified degree - it is still a hundred times better than the Christianity of the Bible, with its prodigious crime- the invention of Hell.”
“There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.”
“The very word 'secrecy' is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings.”
“When in doubt, make a western.”
“There is no solemnity so deep, to a right-thinking creature, as that of dawn.”
“Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.”
“All the most powerful emotions come from chaos -fear,anger,love- especially love. Love is chaos itself. Think about it! Love makes no sense. It shakes you up and spins you around. And then, eventually , it falls apart.”
“As the lad himself might say, cut my legs off and call me Shorty! Elvis Presley can act...Acting is his assignment in this shrewdly upholstered showcase, and he does it.”
“I don't mind playing absolute bastards... I just don't want to play the grouch.”
“A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.”
“There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks sometimes.”
“It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, there's a couple lying naked in bed reading Encyclopediea Brittannica to each other, and arguing about whether the Andromeda Galaxy is more 'numinous' than the Ressurection. Do they know how to have a good time, or don't they?”
“The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!”
“When someone shows you their true colors, believe them.”
“We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.”