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Aristotle Onassis Shipping magnate
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“In business we cut each others' throats, but now and then we sit around the same table and behave-for the sake of the ladies.”

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Arthur Smith Comedian
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“The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.”

Woody Allen Director, Actor, Writer
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“Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.”

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Woody Allen Director, Actor, Writer
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“If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.”

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Woody Allen Director, Actor, Writer
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“The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.”

Woody Allen Director, Actor, Writer
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“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”

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Snoop Dogg Rapper, Actor
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“I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on.”

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Stan Lee Comic Book Writer, Editor
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“To my way of thinking, whether it's a superhero movie or a romance or a comedy or whatever, the most important thing is you've got to care about the characters. You've got to understand the characters and you've got to be interested. If the characters are interesting, you're half-way home.”

Kanye West Rapper, Producer, Fashion Designer
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“I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”

Oprah Winfrey Television host, producer, philanthropist
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“Everybody looks at their poop.”

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George R. R. Martin Novelist, Screenwriter
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“Writing is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it.”

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