“Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries.”
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“Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.”
“In business we cut each others' throats, but now and then we sit around the same table and behave-for the sake of the ladies.”
“The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.”
“Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.”
“If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.”
“The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.”
“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”
“If my heart could do my thinking, would my brain begin to feel?”
“I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on.”
“To my way of thinking, whether it's a superhero movie or a romance or a comedy or whatever, the most important thing is you've got to care about the characters. You've got to understand the characters and you've got to be interested. If the characters are interesting, you're half-way home.”
“Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.”
“I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.”
“If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
“I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”
“I've been in more laps than a napkin.”
“Everybody looks at their poop.”
“Talent borrows, genius steals!”
“Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.”
“Writing is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it.”