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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
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“The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Poet, Playwright, Novelist
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“Take life too seriously, and what is it worth? If the morning wake us to no new joys, if the evening bring us not the hope of new pleasure, is it worthwhile to dress and undress?”

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Meriwether Lewis Explorer, Author
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“As I have always held it a crime to anticipate evils, I will believe it a good comfortable road until I am compelled to believe differently.”

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Mike Tyson Professional Boxer
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“The most important thing in the world for show business, really, you know everything's a high-tech business, but what people want now is what they can't get - exclusivity.”

Kurt Vonnegut Novelist, Satirist
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“...this is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so incapable of thought, so eager to believe and snarl and hate.”

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Paul Brown Football Coach
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“I enjoy winning and very much dislike losing- but I did not allow either of them to obsess me. I was a silent loser, believing that if you won you said little, and if you lost you said even less”

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“It was while Princess Margaret was attending a high-society party in New York that the hostess asked her politely how the Queen was keeping. "Which one?" she is reported to have replied with her typically razor-sharp wit. "My sister, my mother or my husband?”

Ellen DeGeneres Comedian, Television Host
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“We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?”

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