“The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.”
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“The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.”
“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.”
“Run mad as often as you choose, but do not faint!”
“There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.”
“Take life too seriously, and what is it worth? If the morning wake us to no new joys, if the evening bring us not the hope of new pleasure, is it worthwhile to dress and undress?”
“Waffles are just awesome bread.”
“My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era.”
“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.”
“The best advertising should make you nervous about what you're not buying.”
“As I have always held it a crime to anticipate evils, I will believe it a good comfortable road until I am compelled to believe differently.”
“The most important thing in the world for show business, really, you know everything's a high-tech business, but what people want now is what they can't get - exclusivity.”
“...this is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so incapable of thought, so eager to believe and snarl and hate.”
“And no one drank just one shot of tequila.”
“Rock n' roll is dream soup, what's your brand?”
“I enjoy winning and very much dislike losing- but I did not allow either of them to obsess me. I was a silent loser, believing that if you won you said little, and if you lost you said even less”
“Have you ever noticed how people who wear camouflage gear really stand out in a crowd?”
“It was while Princess Margaret was attending a high-society party in New York that the hostess asked her politely how the Queen was keeping. "Which one?" she is reported to have replied with her typically razor-sharp wit. "My sister, my mother or my husband?”
“As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.”
“We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?”