“Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.”
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“A hard man is good to find.”
“God gushed me out his nuts, the devil swallowed me up and I burnt a hole in his guts”
“The only thing I cannot resist is temptation.”
“When bankers get together they talk about art. When artists get together, they talk about money.”
“Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear.”
“He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.”
“Every young sculptor seems to think that he must give the world some specimen of indecorous womanhood, and call it Eve, Venus, a Nymph, or any name that may apologize for a lack of decent clothing.”
“War is the highest form of struggle for resolving contradictions, when they have developed to a certain stage, between classes, nations, states, or political groups, and it has existed ever since the emergence of private property and of classes.”
“It's a business you go into because your an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession.”
“I love acting, especially if it's a fantasy of some kind, where it's not just realistic, it's not naturalism.”
“Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe.”
“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”
“As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.”
“TV is chewing gum for the eyes.”
“One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it's a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas?”
“My God, these Feeling types! ... Sensitive people are just tyrannical people - everybody else has to adapt to them.”
“To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
“Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.”
“Suddenly Star Wars came out while we were on hiatus, and we looked like the old Buck Rogers series, where they had cigarette smoke blowing out the back of the rocket ship.”