“Tragedy is the most ridiculous thing.”
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“Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyena, and you're a bone!”
“The act of writing is either something the writer dreads or actually likes, and I actually like it. Even re-writing's fun. You're getting somewhere, whether it seems to move or not.”
“You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.”
“Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.”
“Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.”
“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
“Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It's a bum's life. Quitting acting, that's the sign of maturity.”
“I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.”
“Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.”
“You have to forget about what other people say, when you're supposed to die, or when you're supposed to be loving. You have to forget about all these things.”
“You are not content with the vast millions of tribute we pay you annually under the operation of our revenue law, our navigation laws, your fishing bounties, and by making your people our manufacturers, our merchants, our shippers.”
“We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.”
“He was born in fury and he lived in lightning. Tom came headlong into life. He was a giant in joy and enthusiasms. He didn't discover the world and its people, he created them. When he read his father's books, he was the first. He lived in a world shining and fresh and as uninspected as Eden on the sixth day. His mind plunged like a colt in a happy pasture, and when later the world put up fences, he plunged against the wire, and when the final stockade surrounded him, he plunged right through it and out. And as he was capable of giant joy, so did he harbor huge sorrow.”
“You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail.”
“Anybody who has curly hair knows you don't want it to be brushed out because it becomes a never-ending tangle.”
“Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake.”
“Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?”
“One can't be angry when one looks at a penguin.”
“'Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright. And the stars they glisten, glisten, Seeming with bright eyes to listen- For what listen they?”