“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
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Funny Quotes — page 186 of 1263
“The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist everything but temptation.”
“As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.”
“Classes struggle, some classes triumph, others are eliminated. Such is history; such is the history of civilization for thousands of years.”
“The more immoral we become in big ways, the more puritanical we become in little ways.”
“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.”
“I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once.”
“Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.”
“There is a cunning which we in England call the rning of the cat in the pan.”
“I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.”
“There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!”
“And, of course men know best about everything, except what women know better.”
“History repeats itself.”
“The Beatles saved the world from boredom.”
“What astonishing changes a few years are capable of producing! I am told that even respectable characters speak of a monarchical form of government without horror. From thinking proceeds speaking, thence to acting is often but a single step. But how irrevocable and tremendous! What a triumph for the advocates of despotism to find that we are incapable of governing ourselves, and that systems founded on the basis of equal liberty are merely ideal and falacious! Would to God that wise measures may be taken in time to avert the consequences we have but too much reason to apprehend.”
“It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.”
“A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.”
“I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.”
“Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.”
“Africa is God's country, and He can have it.”