“He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.”
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“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
“He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.”
“Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.”
“There comes a time when suddenly you realize that laughter is something you remember and that you were the one laughing.”
“Every age has its own poetry; in every age the circumstances of history choose a nation, a race, a class to take up the torch by creating situations that can be expressed or transcended only through poetry.”
“I think that is the big danger in keeping a diary: you exaggerate everything.”
“... Grateful Dead - that's it !! ... nobody in the band liked it, (the name) I didn't like it, either, but it got around that that was one of the candidates for our new name, and everyone else said, 'Yeah, that's great.' It turned out to be tremendously lucky. It's just repellent enough to filter curious onlookers and just quirky enough that parents don't like it.”
“Longhaired preachers come out every night, Tryin' to tell us what's wrong and what's right. But when asked about something to eat, They will tell you in voices so sweet. You will eat (You will eat!) By and by, (By and by!) In that glorious land in the sky. (Way up high!) Work and pray, live on hay, You'll get pie in the sky when you die. (That's a lie!)”
“Electronics is clearly the winner of the day.”
“I am the eggman They are the eggmen! I am the walrus!”
“School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.”
“I may have a feather duster down my pants.”
“Hail fellow, well met.”
“Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.”
“I believe in kindness. Also in mischief.”
“How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire.”
“Email is such a funny thing. People hand you these single little messages that are no heavier than a river pebble. But it doesn't take long until you have acquired a pile of pebbles that's taller than you and heavier than you could ever hope to move, even if you wanted to do it over a few dozen trips. But for the person who took the time to hand you their pebble, it seems outrageous that you can't handle that one tiny thing.”
“There's no sauce in the world like hunger.”
“Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't?....a fashion don't even THINK about it.”