“She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”
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Funny Quotes — page 63 of 1263
“The blizzard of the world has crossed the threshold and it's overturned the order of the soul.”
“Intellectual passion dries out sensuality.”
“If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them.”
“There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.”
“Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.”
“Among other common lies, we have the silent lie - the deception which one conveys by simply keeping still and concealing the truth. Many obstinate truth-mongers indulge in this dissipation, imagining that if they speak no lie, they lie not at all.”
“There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.”
“The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.”
“The best way to manipulate a man is to make him think he is manipulating you.”
“To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with self.”
“Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him”
“You can't serve the public good without the truth as a bottom line.”
“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”
“A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.”
“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
“A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.”
“In the end, everything is a gag.”
“In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.”
“If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.”