“My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?”
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Funny Quotes — page 62 of 1263
“There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them.”
“Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.”
“A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.”
“Silence speaks so much louder than screaming tantrums. Never give anyone an excuse to say that you're crazy.”
“When you photograph people in color you photograph their clothes. When you photograph people in black and white, you photograph their soul!”
“I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that his justice cannot sleep forever.”
“Remember, no human condition is ever permanent. Then you will not be overjoyed in good fortune nor too scornful in misfortune.”
“And this is Nymphadora-" "Don't call me Nymphadora, Remus," said the young witch with a shudder. "It's Tonks." "-Nymphadora Tonks, who prefers to be known by her surname only," finished Lupin. "So would you if your fool of a mother had called you 'Nymphadora,' " muttered Tonks.”
“We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!”
“There are three kinds of fools in this world, fools proper, educated fools and rich fools. The world persists because of the folly of these fools.”
“True friends stab you in the front.”
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
“What you see is what you get.”
“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”
“They condemn what they do not understand.”
“If songs were lines in a conversation, the situation would be fine . . .”
“Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.”
“The wealth of the country, its capital, its credit, must be saved from the predatory poor as well as the predatory rich, but above all from the predatory politician.”
“The propitious smiles of Heaven, can never be expected on a nation that disregards the eternal rules of order and right, which Heaven itself has ordained...”