“All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.”
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Funny Quotes — page 99 of 1263
“A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.”
“My parents armed me with an amazing sense of humor, and it's what you need when, well, it's what anyone needs in this world.”
“O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.”
“People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.”
“Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.”
“Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]”
“All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.”
“Mere air, these words, but delicious to hear.”
“Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.”
“Funkers are people who dig the funk; Little funkers, Big funkers, Old funkers, Young funkers, Foxy funkers, Mother funkers, Papa funkers.”
“The devil's voice is sweet to hear.”
“I have brought you to the ring, now you must dance.”
“Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”
“Blimey,” said the other twin. “Are you — ?” “He is,” said the first twin. “Aren’t you?” he added to Harry. “What?” said Harry. “Harry Potter,” chorused the twins. “Oh, him,” said Harry. “I mean, yes, I am.”
“One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.”
“Such is of the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere.”
“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”
“If I ever get Manziel disease, I want all of you to smack me in the head with your microphones.”