“If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.”
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“Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!”
“Drug use, within entire teams continues unabated. It is planned and deliberate cheating, with complex methods, sophisticated substances and techniques, and the active complicity of doctors, scientists, team officials and riders. There is nothing accidental about it.”
“People who talk well but do nothing are like musical intruments; the sound is all they have to offer.”
“I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.”
“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.”
“[On hearing that Clare Boothe Luce was invariably kind to her inferiors:] And where does she find them?”
“Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”
“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
“To say that someone is a conservative does not tell us what he is interested in conserving.”
“Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.”
“The hardest thing about being famous is that people are always nice to you. You're in a conversation and everybody's agreeing with what you're saying - even if you say something totally crazy. You need people who can tell you what you don't want to hear.”
“We know, Mr. Weller - we, who are men of the world - that a good uniform must work its way with the women, sooner or later.”
“Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.”
“Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.”
“I burned the candle at both ends and it often gave a lovely light.”
“Fashion is in the sky, in the street.”
“LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they made the factory too easy to take apart and rebuild somewhere else.”
“Anything that doesn't take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing.”
“Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve”