“The only thing more dangerous than ignorance is arrogance”
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“Democracy cannot consist solely of elections that are nearly always fictitious and managed by rich landowners and professional politicians.”
“Be realistic, demand the impossible!”
“Think of all the years passed by in which you said to yourself "I'll do it tomorrow," and how the gods have again and again granted you periods of grace of which you have not availed yourself. It is time to realize that you are a member of the Universe, that you are born of Nature itself, and to know that a limit has been set to your time. Use every moment wisely, to perceive your inner refulgence, or 'twill be gone and nevermore within your reach.”
“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!”
“Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.”
“Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart?”
“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
“I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.”
“There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.”
“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.”
“If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi”
“Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.”
“We have no right to believe that freedom can be won without struggle.”
“If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.”
“The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.”
“Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"”
“Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility.”
“If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and that is moral, then it is not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power.”
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”