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Nas Rapper, Songwriter
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“Some seek fame cause they need validation, Some say hating is confused admiration.”

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George Carlin Comedian, Actor
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“I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?”

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Dwight D. Eisenhower Military Leader, Politician
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“Leadership consists of nothing but taking responsibility for everything that goes wrong and giving your subordinates credit for everything that goes well.”

Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
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“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”

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Oscar Wilde Writer
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“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
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“The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.”

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Dwight D. Eisenhower Military Leader, Politician
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“If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom.”

Noam Chomsky Linguist, Philosopher, Activist
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“As long as the general population is passive, apathetic, diverted to consumerism or hatred of the vulnerable, then the powerful can do as they please, and those who survive will be left to contemplate the outcome.”

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Karl Marx Philosopher, Economist
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“Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.”

Lil Wayne Rapper, Musician
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“Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.”

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