“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”
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“Silence is argument carried out by other means.”
“Some seek fame cause they need validation, Some say hating is confused admiration.”
“I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?”
“Leadership consists of nothing but taking responsibility for everything that goes wrong and giving your subordinates credit for everything that goes well.”
“A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.”
“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”
“If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.”
“Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.”
“If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom.”
“As long as the general population is passive, apathetic, diverted to consumerism or hatred of the vulnerable, then the powerful can do as they please, and those who survive will be left to contemplate the outcome.”
“Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.”
“Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.”
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
“As long as we require someone else to make us happy, we are slaves.”
“Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.”
“A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.”
“Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.”