“Time is Galleons, little brother.”
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Funny Quotes — page 161 of 1263
“When he straightened up again, there were six Harry Potters gasping and panting in front of him. Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow -- we're identical!”
“Why can't somebody give us a list of things that everybody thinks and nobody says, and another list of things that everybody says and nobody thinks?”
“Half of the people in the world are below average.”
“Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches.”
“Man has the supreme knack of deceiving himself; the Englishman is supremest among men.”
“No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist.”
“Yet each man kills the thing he loves By each let this be heard Some do it with a bitter look Some with a flattering word The coward does it with a kiss The brave man with a sword”
“One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.”
“Oxford shirts. Definitely more oxford shirts.”
“I wasn't used to children and they were getting on my nerves. Worse, it appeared that I was a child, too. I hadn't known that before; I thought I was just short.”
“I wouldn't say that I dislike the young. I'm simply not a fan of naïveté.”
“Both happiness and unhappiness depend on perception”
“Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.”
“There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.”
“What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?”
“The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.”
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
“I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.”
“Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?”