“There's so much more power, so you're short-shifting all the way down into fifth, sixth, seventh before you can get the full throttle. But great fun otherwise.”
Funny feeling
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“Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?”
“Warfare is the father of all good things, it is also the father of good prose!”
“One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.”
“Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.”
“Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.”
“Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.”
“A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt”
“The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.”
“How empty is theory in the presence of fact!”
“To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of the American art, if my position is correct.”
“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
“If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.”
“We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.”
“A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.”
“You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.”
“Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.”
“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
“The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.”
“The world is so full of simpletons and madmen, that one need not seek them in a madhouse.”