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Funny Quotes — page 220 of 1263

Kanye West Rapper, Producer, Fashion Designer
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“The same people that tell me what I ought to have is the same people asking for an autograph.”

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J. K. Rowling Novelist, Screenwriter
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“The sooner this wedding's over the happier I'll be." [Ron] "Yeah" said Harry, "then we'll have nothing to do except find Horcruxes....It'll be like a holiday, won't it?”

J. K. Rowling Novelist, Screenwriter
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“We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason—" "So he hauled us off to his office and started threatening us with the usual—" "—detention—" "—disembowelment—”

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“There was a kindliness about intoxication - there was that indescribable gloss and glamour it gave, like the memories of ephemeral and faded evenings.”

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“A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as carefully as if she were plain.”

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Mae West Actress, Singer, Screenwriter
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“The score never interested me, only the game.”

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Mae West Actress, Singer, Screenwriter
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“Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.”

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Mae West Actress, Singer, Screenwriter
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“Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.”

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Mae West Actress, Singer, Screenwriter
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“Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.”

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Oprah Winfrey Television host, producer, philanthropist
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“There is no such thing as failure. Failure is just life trying to move us in another direction.”

Orson Welles Director, Actor, Producer
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“Good evening, ladies and gentleman. My name is Orson Welles. I am an actor. I am a writer. I am a producer. I am a director. I am a magician. I appear onstage and on the radio. Why are there so many of me and so few of you?”

Osamu Dazai Novelist
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“Then what's a synonym for woman?" "Entrails." "You're not very poetic, are you? Well, then, what's the antonym for entrails?" "Milk.”

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Nas Rapper, Songwriter
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“You a slave to a page in my rhyme book.”

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Nas Rapper, Songwriter
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“That buck that bought a bottle could have struck the lotto”

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Karl Marx Philosopher, Economist
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“In order to arouse sympathy, the aristocracy was obliged to lose sight, apparently, of its own interests, and to formulate its indictment against the bourgeoisie in the interest of the exploited working class alone. Thus, the aristocracy took their revenge by singing lampoons on their new masters and whispering in his ears sinister prophesies of coming catastrophe.”

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