“There is little success where there is little laughter.”
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Funny Quotes — page 45 of 1263
“Picturesque meant - he decided after careful observation of the scenerey that inspired Twoflower to use the word - that the landscape was horribly precipitous. Quaint, when used to describe the occasional village through which they passed, meant fever-ridden and tumbledown. Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, mean 'idiot'.”
“Plan for what is difficult while it is easy, do what is great while it is small.”
“One of the things I have tried to do with this book and with all of them really is avoid that simple, easy, reductionist view of motivation and to show we do things for a complex net of reasons, a real braid of reasons.”
“Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.”
“Don't use big words. They mean so little.”
“An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.”
“What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?”
“There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.”
“Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.”
“A man is a critic when he cannot be an artist, in the same way that a man becomes an informer when he cannot be a soldier.”
“Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.”
“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”
“A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.”
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
“Some kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.'”
“If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.”
“Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.”
“I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.”
“I sing to the realists, people who accept it like it is. I express problems. There are tears when it's sad and smiles when it's happy. It seems simple to me, but for some people, I guess feelin' takes courage.”