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“Picturesque meant - he decided after careful observation of the scenerey that inspired Twoflower to use the word - that the landscape was horribly precipitous. Quaint, when used to describe the occasional village through which they passed, meant fever-ridden and tumbledown. Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, mean 'idiot'.”

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Sun Tzu Military Strategist
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“Plan for what is difficult while it is easy, do what is great while it is small.”

Russell Banks Novelist
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“One of the things I have tried to do with this book and with all of them really is avoid that simple, easy, reductionist view of motivation and to show we do things for a complex net of reasons, a real braid of reasons.”

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Groucho Marx Actor, Comedian, Writer
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“Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.”

Gustave Flaubert Novelist
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“A man is a critic when he cannot be an artist, in the same way that a man becomes an informer when he cannot be a soldier.”

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Hunter S. Thompson Journalist, Author
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“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”

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Ella Fitzgerald Jazz Singer
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“Some kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.'”

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Dave Allen Comedian
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“If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.”

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Aretha Franklin Singer, Songwriter
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“I sing to the realists, people who accept it like it is. I express problems. There are tears when it's sad and smiles when it's happy. It seems simple to me, but for some people, I guess feelin' takes courage.”